The Schlock Locker

All "B" movies, all the time!

This humorous exercise in wit and wisdom can only be found on our Facebook Page. Here, you can look at the fun "Caption This:" photos and see what other clever individuals have put as a caption, but also add your own. Stretch your inner smart-ass, put on your MST3K hat, and caption away! Caution: Some "adult" language or content may be present.. if we're lucky!
Caption This:

Cripes.. I almost wore the same thing!!
Jeeeez! I guess alien women DO fart!
Bitch, Please! That is SOOO 1990!
Is this a "Friends of Gallifrey" meeting or something?
Well... attack from planet Pleather, I guess?
Bitch thinks she's ALL THAT! Came here in a fancy spaceship but at least "I" drew my eyebrows on straight!
Nobody will suspect I'm an alien if I just act natural...